This weekend, I cracked open my classy IKEA bookshelf to reveal an extensive collection of dying media discs.

Many of these titles were collected during the late 90′s DVD boom, many more collected because they were $8 or less in the FOX Store during my FOX years. It seemed that I was certainly prone to purchasing “editions.” Collector’s, Director’s, Ultimate, Unrated, blah, blah, blah. And I’m certain that I never watched the bonus features, never removed that second disc from the case, and never listened to any commentary tracks.

I don’t even really know what to say about most of these. There’s few good in a sea of terrbile. Did I REALLY need the unrated version of American Pie? Did I REALLY need Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo?

I cringe to think about the couple thousand dollars wasted on the below. I’m going to use the few dollars I get from selling these to build a time machine to tell younger-Dave not to buy DVDs.

Adventures in Babysitting
Akira
Alien
All the President’s Men
Almost Famous
Amelie
American Beauty
American Pie
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Army of Darkness
Arrested Development: Season 1
Arrested Development: Season 2
Arrested Development: Season 3
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Back to the Future: The Complete Trilogy
Batman
Batman: The Movie
Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries
Being John Malkovich
Better Off Dead
Beverly Hills Cop II
Big
Big Lebowski
Big Trouble in Little China
Billy Madison
Blade Runner
Blues Brothers
Bourne Supremacy
Braveheart
Bull Durham
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Caddyshack
Charade
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Conan the Barbarian
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete First Season
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Second Season
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Third Season
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Fourth Season
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Fifth Season
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Sixth Season
Dark Crystal
Desperado
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Die Hard
Die Hard With a Vengeance
Dogma
Edward Scissorhands
Empire of the Sun
Escape From New York
Evil Dead
Family Guy, Vol. 1: Seasons 1 & 2
Family Guy, Vol. 2: Season 3
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Fifth Element
Fight Club
Flashdance
Flight of the Conchords: The Complete First Season
Flight of the Conchords: The Complete Second Season
Footloose
Fringe: The Complete First Season
Futurama, Vol. 1
Futurama, Vol. 3
Futurama, Vol. 4
Garden State
Ghostbusters
Gladiator
GoldenEye
Goldfinger
Graduate
Greg the Bunny
Grosse Pointe Blank
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Heat
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
High Fidelity
House: Season One
Hudsucker Proxy
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart
Incredibles
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade
Jumpin’ Jack Flash
L.A. Confidential
L.A. Story
Last Starfighter
Leon: The Professional
Life Less Ordinary
Lord Of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord Of the Rings: The Two Towers
Made
Major League
Matrix
Memento
Men at Work
Men in Black
Minority Report
Monkees: Our Favorite Episodes
Moulin Rouge
Mummy
Mummy Returns
Mystery Men
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
Natural
NewsRadio: The Complete First and Second Seasons
NewsRadio: The Complete Third Season
News Radio: The Complete Fourth Season
NewsRadio: The Complete Fifth Season
O.C.: The Complete First Season
Office Space
Old School
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
One Crazy Summer
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Orange County
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
Perfect Strangers: The Complete First and Second Seasons
Phone Booth
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Predator
Princess Bride
Princess Mononoke
Prison Break: Season 2
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Road Trip
Robocop
The Rock
Royal Tenenbaums
Running Man
Rushmore
Say Anything
Seven
Simpsons: The Complete First Season
Slap Shot
Smokey and the Bandit
Snatch
Sneakers
Spirited Away
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Wars Trilogy
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
Suicide Kings
Super Troopers
Superman II
Swingers
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead
Top Gun
Total Recall
Trainspotting
Travis: More Than Us – Live in Glasgow
Tron
True Romance
UHF
Waiting…
Wall Street
Wedding Crashers
William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet
Willow
Wonder Boys
Zoolander