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I'm not sure why, but this page and the art on it fascinate me. The page is called EXPLODINGDOG.
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Tomorrow, we're going to try something different.
Since my webcam continually pisses me off because I can never get a static IP address, I'm going to have it on all day. Now, many of you know "The Kitchen" is located in my room and I have a dial-up connection there. This may lead you to ask two questions...
1) If the webcam is in your room, and you go to work, why would we want to see your empty bedroom all day?
2) Since you have a dial-up connection, won't it be expensive to leave your webcam on all day?
Now I'm sure many of you are more concerned about question number one than number two, but regardless here is the answer to both questions...
Tomorrow, Feburary 1st, 2001...the webcam will attempt to go live from within the confines of my place of business. Now I'm SURE that if anyone every finds out I brought a LIVE webcam into this office I'd be fired on the spot seeing as though big corporations don't really like the idea that anyone can see inside. Strangely, I don't care. My boss is gone until next week so there's no one here to bust me on it.
The cam will be live if everything goes according to plan by 9:00 CST tomorrow 02/01/01. I will blog the results tomorrow morning telling you if I am good to go or aborting the mission...
Until then Cyber Cadets!
Since my webcam continually pisses me off because I can never get a static IP address, I'm going to have it on all day. Now, many of you know "The Kitchen" is located in my room and I have a dial-up connection there. This may lead you to ask two questions...
1) If the webcam is in your room, and you go to work, why would we want to see your empty bedroom all day?
2) Since you have a dial-up connection, won't it be expensive to leave your webcam on all day?
Now I'm sure many of you are more concerned about question number one than number two, but regardless here is the answer to both questions...
Tomorrow, Feburary 1st, 2001...the webcam will attempt to go live from within the confines of my place of business. Now I'm SURE that if anyone every finds out I brought a LIVE webcam into this office I'd be fired on the spot seeing as though big corporations don't really like the idea that anyone can see inside. Strangely, I don't care. My boss is gone until next week so there's no one here to bust me on it.
The cam will be live if everything goes according to plan by 9:00 CST tomorrow 02/01/01. I will blog the results tomorrow morning telling you if I am good to go or aborting the mission...
Until then Cyber Cadets!
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Posted to "SALTY HASHBROWNS."
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This has fun written all over it! National Institute of
Environmental Health Sciences Toxic Waste River Rafting GAME!
Environmental Health Sciences Toxic Waste River Rafting GAME!
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Original Blog Date - 11/30/00
Since August I have had this song rattling around in my head. I heard the song on CD94.7, the classic rock station in the Chicago area. I don't know the name, I don't know the band that sings it, I don't even know any lyrics. I do know the tune and how the piano in it goes. That's all. So I made the active decision to listen to CD94.7 religiously until I heard that song and my quest would be completed with a quick dip into the Napster libraries. Well, last night something odd happened. CD94.7 was playing some 80's tunes, and I thought, "okay, they play blocks of some late 60's stuff, why not some 80's?" So today, I turn on 94.7 in my car and I'm horrified. They're still playing 80's tunes. I visit what WAS the CD94.7 homepage which is now the 94.7 THE ZONE homepage. I was suddenly numb. The one channel I knew for sure would eventually save me from this musical hell, was now gone. We already have an 80's station! Now we have NO classic rock, or not that I know of! ARG! The music gods have scorned me.
Current Blog Date - 01/31/01
Last night I heard that damn song again. This time however, I was able to get what I thought was the name of the song and of the band. I was in the car with Jeff on our way to see whatever movie (we saw "Anti-Trust," it wasn't too terrbile) and on 94.7 (still The Zone) I heard it. The deejay said the song was "Not the Man You Think I Am" by Misunderstood. YES! I finally can get that song out of my head......right?
WRONG! I did an extensive search of Napster, CDNOW, and whatever search browser I could think of and "Not the Man You Think I Am" by Misunderstood did not exist anywhere. I tried different variations of the song title, I tried just switching the song title with the band name. Nothing. What's worse is that now I'm not even sure it was the right song that I heard and it is going to drive me nuts until I KNOW! ARG! The music gods have scorned me. Please help me.
As a side note, the radio stations of northern Illinois have shuffled again. KISS 92.7 is now a dance song station, ENERGY 92.7. 94.7 is still THE ZONE playing 80's hits but has merged with our other 80's station, 103.1. 103.1 now has something hispanic on it. KISS 92.7 has moved to 103.5 which still isn't far enough of the dial for me.
Since August I have had this song rattling around in my head. I heard the song on CD94.7, the classic rock station in the Chicago area. I don't know the name, I don't know the band that sings it, I don't even know any lyrics. I do know the tune and how the piano in it goes. That's all. So I made the active decision to listen to CD94.7 religiously until I heard that song and my quest would be completed with a quick dip into the Napster libraries. Well, last night something odd happened. CD94.7 was playing some 80's tunes, and I thought, "okay, they play blocks of some late 60's stuff, why not some 80's?" So today, I turn on 94.7 in my car and I'm horrified. They're still playing 80's tunes. I visit what WAS the CD94.7 homepage which is now the 94.7 THE ZONE homepage. I was suddenly numb. The one channel I knew for sure would eventually save me from this musical hell, was now gone. We already have an 80's station! Now we have NO classic rock, or not that I know of! ARG! The music gods have scorned me.
Current Blog Date - 01/31/01
Last night I heard that damn song again. This time however, I was able to get what I thought was the name of the song and of the band. I was in the car with Jeff on our way to see whatever movie (we saw "Anti-Trust," it wasn't too terrbile) and on 94.7 (still The Zone) I heard it. The deejay said the song was "Not the Man You Think I Am" by Misunderstood. YES! I finally can get that song out of my head......right?
WRONG! I did an extensive search of Napster, CDNOW, and whatever search browser I could think of and "Not the Man You Think I Am" by Misunderstood did not exist anywhere. I tried different variations of the song title, I tried just switching the song title with the band name. Nothing. What's worse is that now I'm not even sure it was the right song that I heard and it is going to drive me nuts until I KNOW! ARG! The music gods have scorned me. Please help me.
As a side note, the radio stations of northern Illinois have shuffled again. KISS 92.7 is now a dance song station, ENERGY 92.7. 94.7 is still THE ZONE playing 80's hits but has merged with our other 80's station, 103.1. 103.1 now has something hispanic on it. KISS 92.7 has moved to 103.5 which still isn't far enough of the dial for me.
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As long as they promise me new skates, equipment and control of the front office of any hockey team, I will GLADLY do THIS. And no buts ABOOT it EH?
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I just wanted to say hello real quick to my new bisexual stripper friends named "Diamond" and "Pearl." Yes, named after the Prince song. They dance at the CRAZY HORSE in Las Vegas. I met the girls online Saturday night, they seem like good people. I'm pretty sure they have good taste in clientele...
"I'm Diamond, because Diamonds are forever."
"I'm Diamond, because Diamonds are forever."
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Coming soon, STICK BUS the screen saver! Trust me...it'll be a CLASSIC...
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I put some new life into CONNIE'S webpage. It's my same formula of graphic in a corner, blah, blah, blah, but I think her page actually looks pretty smooth. Good colors. Stay tuned here too, the Diner is getting an overhaul soon.
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Here's a really cool site about CHE GUEVARA. It starts out a bit soft, but there's some really good photos and information.
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Blog time apparently is now faster than normal time. I'm posting this blog at 10:05 am, lets see what blog says...
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I just added "Numb" by U2 to the SALTY HASHBROWNS this morning. It triggered a flashback. I want to say either freshman or sophomore year of high school, we started filling a notebook with stupid quotes that came from our daily happenings. Such things as KYLE and I debating which was better, Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter 2 Turbo. Nothing that would ever effect the balance of the universe, just the random ignorance of teenagers. Anyway, those lyrics reminded me of an entry where Kyle attempted to write down the song in the quote book. Kyle's entry went something like this:
"Don't move
Don't talk out-a time,
Don't think
Don't worry, everything's just fine
Just fine.
That's all I know."
But I guess now, in the same way we recorded funny sayings and events in that stupid red notebook, we're doing the same thing here. Recording what we do and say in a digital red notebook. I quess the quote book lives on.
"Don't move
Don't talk out-a time,
Don't think
Don't worry, everything's just fine
Just fine.
That's all I know."
But I guess now, in the same way we recorded funny sayings and events in that stupid red notebook, we're doing the same thing here. Recording what we do and say in a digital red notebook. I quess the quote book lives on.
Sunday, January 28, 2001 |
HAHA! That last blog worked! NICE! From now on every song I post under "SALTY HASHBROWNS" I'll link up to auto seach NAPSTER when you click the song title.
s w e e e e t . . .
s w e e e e t . . .
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Testing a new trick that probably won't work. I think I'm being clever...
Hopefully this should take you to Napster to download MISUNDERSTOOD by Wilco...don't hold me to it though...
Hopefully this should take you to Napster to download MISUNDERSTOOD by Wilco...don't hold me to it though...
Saturday, January 27, 2001 |
I just finished watching "L.A. STORY" for the sole purpose of my usual routine involving the writhing-in-self-pity. I've been indoors since 8:00 pm last night, I'm bored, I'm frustrated, and I'm lonely. What better thing to do then partake in a little self-torment. I was too tired for the bottle...
Sara: And if I were to go?
Harris: All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.
God that's a good movie.
Sara: And if I were to go?
Harris: All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.
God that's a good movie.
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I voted for Gore...this info comes from HERE.
The "Zero Factor" and Tecumseh's Curse
Some folks believe that the curse of Indian chief Tecumseh has killed every U.S. President before the end of their term in office, if they were elected in a year that ended with 0. The first victim of the curse was William Henry Harrison, whose troops killed the Indian chief in 1813.
- Harrison, elected in 1840, died of pneumonia after serving 31 days in office.
- Lincoln, elected in 1860, assassinated.
- Garfield, elected in 1880, assassinated.
- McKinley, elected to a second term in 1900, assassinated.
- Harding, elected in 1920, died of a stroke in 1923.
- Roosevelt, elected to a third term in 1940, died of a cerebral hemorrhage in 1945.
- Kennedy, elected in 1960, assassinated.
- Reagan, elected in 1980, survived an attempted assassination. (Is the curse finally broken? We'll find out sometime in the next decade!)
The "Zero Factor" and Tecumseh's Curse
Some folks believe that the curse of Indian chief Tecumseh has killed every U.S. President before the end of their term in office, if they were elected in a year that ended with 0. The first victim of the curse was William Henry Harrison, whose troops killed the Indian chief in 1813.
- Harrison, elected in 1840, died of pneumonia after serving 31 days in office.
- Lincoln, elected in 1860, assassinated.
- Garfield, elected in 1880, assassinated.
- McKinley, elected to a second term in 1900, assassinated.
- Harding, elected in 1920, died of a stroke in 1923.
- Roosevelt, elected to a third term in 1940, died of a cerebral hemorrhage in 1945.
- Kennedy, elected in 1960, assassinated.
- Reagan, elected in 1980, survived an attempted assassination. (Is the curse finally broken? We'll find out sometime in the next decade!)
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BRIAN (VO):
Saturday...March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois. 60062.
Dear Mr. Vernon,
we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong, what we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are, what do you care? You see us as you want to see us...in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning.
Saturday...March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois. 60062.
Dear Mr. Vernon,
we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong, what we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are, what do you care? You see us as you want to see us...in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning.
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Steph, "The Oracle," said it...I guess it was destiny...
Silki1125: here eat this cookie and before you know it you will be right as rain.
Silki1125: here eat this cookie and before you know it you will be right as rain.
Friday, January 26, 2001 |
BrusBus2: one of these days, I am just waiting to open a blog only to find disgusting naked people on it.
BrusBus2: it's my fear of blogger.
BrusBus2: it's my fear of blogger.
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Where The Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein
There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.
Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends
I found THIS page in regards to the writings of Silverstein, there are things here I never knew about him. Silverstein was much more controversial than I ever imagined.
There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.
Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends
I found THIS page in regards to the writings of Silverstein, there are things here I never knew about him. Silverstein was much more controversial than I ever imagined.
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I was ORKO for Halloween once. True story.
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Following the lead of KYLE and POJE I asked Jesus to save my site. The best part of the JESUS VERSION is at the very bottom, there remains the pic of a BIG RED ASSED BABBOON!
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UH HUH! With a quick and easy answer I should have thought of, "SALTY HASHBROWNS" is now open. It'll be a daily lyric archive and most likely my "mood barometer."
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WAYNE: Before Judith, fun was at an all time high...93. Now look! 2!
- Steve Zahn, Saving Silverman
- Steve Zahn, Saving Silverman
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Ouch. I just listend to my cubicle "friend" (once again we will refer to him as "C" to protect his identity) "C" just talk to another lady about his enjoyment of square dancing.
No further comments are necessary.
No further comments are necessary.
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This picutre is the view from my window in the morning. The sun rises have been this amazing all week. I can't help but feel cynical though because I'm surprised the human race hasn't destroyed that yet. With exception of course to crappy Hallmark cards...
Thursday, January 25, 2001 |
This one goes out to a pretty little girl out there who stole my heart with those blue eyes of hers. These are words for her to hear and words for her to know and if ever a song that will define what we are for each other, it will be this one.
Have a Little Faith In Me by John Hiatt
When the road gets dark
And you can no longer see
Just let my love throw a spark
And have a little faith in me
And when the tears you cry
Are all you can believe
Just give these loving arms a try
And have a little faith in me
And
Have a little faith in me
When your secret heart
Cannot speak so easily
Come here darlin'
From a whisper start
To have a little faith in me
And when your back's against the wall
Just turn around and you will see
I will catch, I will catch your fall baby
Just have a little faith in me
Well, I've been loving you for such a long time girl
Expecting nothing in return
Just for you to have a little faith in me
You see time, time is our friend
'Cause for us there is no end
And all you gotta do is have a little faith in me
I said I will hold you up, i will hold you up
Your love gives me strength enough
So have a little faith in me
...goodnight baby...
Have a Little Faith In Me by John Hiatt
When the road gets dark
And you can no longer see
Just let my love throw a spark
And have a little faith in me
And when the tears you cry
Are all you can believe
Just give these loving arms a try
And have a little faith in me
And
Have a little faith in me
When your secret heart
Cannot speak so easily
Come here darlin'
From a whisper start
To have a little faith in me
And when your back's against the wall
Just turn around and you will see
I will catch, I will catch your fall baby
Just have a little faith in me
Well, I've been loving you for such a long time girl
Expecting nothing in return
Just for you to have a little faith in me
You see time, time is our friend
'Cause for us there is no end
And all you gotta do is have a little faith in me
I said I will hold you up, i will hold you up
Your love gives me strength enough
So have a little faith in me
...goodnight baby...
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Coming home from work, I heard it again...
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn..."
Now it's just starting to scare me how many times I hear it. This shit keeps up, "Open Up & Say Ahh" might be finding a home in my CD collection.
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn..."
Now it's just starting to scare me how many times I hear it. This shit keeps up, "Open Up & Say Ahh" might be finding a home in my CD collection.
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Do it KIRK!
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I was just looking over KYLE'S Top 100 and found something funny. I was driving to work this morning and I was SO going to put the "Northern Exposure" soundtrack on my list and I figured Kyle had forgotten all about it. Apparently not...
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SARAH said I made fun of Poison. On my page I wasn't making fun of Poison, simply the fact that a little girl would want to dance to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" for her wedding.
Then for the bouquet toss we can jam out to Warrant...
Then for the bouquet toss we can jam out to Warrant...
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Randomly, during dinner last night, my mom looks at me and says, "Quit playing with yourself at the dinner table!" HAHA! No, I'm kidding, what she really said was, "If you had a car (she then emphasized CAR), a CAR, what car would you want?"
Now, mind you I already have a vehicle, my gas guzzlin', Geo Metro stompin', V-8 roarin', squirrel squishin' 1997 Mercury Mountaineer (destined to be a collector's classic). Anyway, I told her I didn't really know, I don't really pay attention to things lower than me when I drive.
Then I blurted out "PORSCHE 911 TURBO." Oh GOD what a beautiful car. My mom promptly shut me down on that idea.
Then I thought a second and said, "I like the HONDA ACCORD. Those are nice." As a side note...the HONDA S2000 ain't too shabby either!
So now I'm wondering why I had that conversation with my mom. I'll ask her tonight. I think she knows that as much as I love my truck, maybe I can't really afford her. We'll see.
Now, mind you I already have a vehicle, my gas guzzlin', Geo Metro stompin', V-8 roarin', squirrel squishin' 1997 Mercury Mountaineer (destined to be a collector's classic). Anyway, I told her I didn't really know, I don't really pay attention to things lower than me when I drive.
Then I blurted out "PORSCHE 911 TURBO." Oh GOD what a beautiful car. My mom promptly shut me down on that idea.
Then I thought a second and said, "I like the HONDA ACCORD. Those are nice." As a side note...the HONDA S2000 ain't too shabby either!
So now I'm wondering why I had that conversation with my mom. I'll ask her tonight. I think she knows that as much as I love my truck, maybe I can't really afford her. We'll see.
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Well, BRUEN, KYLE and SARAH all put up MEGA lists of their fav albums. And of course I now need to update my "Top 10" to a "Top 100." Expect that later tonight (hopefully).
While I'm talking music, I added a link on the sidebar called SALTY HASHBROWNS for my new "Songs of the Empire Diner." Since I put so many lyrics on my regular blog, I figured why not make them a blog themselves? Right now it's still under construction but expect to see it up and running by this weekend.
While I'm talking music, I added a link on the sidebar called SALTY HASHBROWNS for my new "Songs of the Empire Diner." Since I put so many lyrics on my regular blog, I figured why not make them a blog themselves? Right now it's still under construction but expect to see it up and running by this weekend.
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Thank God...so far a good morning.
I slept SO well last night. I went to bed at 10:30 CST, yes, I know that's early but I needed it. I actually got 8 hours of sleep! The only bad part was I woke up a few minutes before my alarm and that always messes me up.
BRUEN, CONNIE and I are involved in HSX or the Hollywood Stock Exchange. They'll probably both hate me when I tell them I won the HSX$ contest this morning.
So far so good...but then again it's only 7:45 am...
I slept SO well last night. I went to bed at 10:30 CST, yes, I know that's early but I needed it. I actually got 8 hours of sleep! The only bad part was I woke up a few minutes before my alarm and that always messes me up.
BRUEN, CONNIE and I are involved in HSX or the Hollywood Stock Exchange. They'll probably both hate me when I tell them I won the HSX$ contest this morning.
So far so good...but then again it's only 7:45 am...
Wednesday, January 24, 2001 |
Uh oh! Looks like SOMEONE'S blog is acting up again...
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This...I just couldn't resist...
Patience by Guns 'N Roses
1,2,1,2,3,4
(whistle)
Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you
I'm still alright to smile
Girl, I think about you every day now
Was a time when I wasn't sure
But you set my mind at ease
There is no doubt
You're in my heart now
Said, woman, take it slow
It'll work itself out fine
All we need is just a little patience
Said, sugar, make it slow
And we come together fine
All we need is just a little patience
(patience)
Mm, yeah
I sit here on the stairs
'Cause I'd rather be alone
If I can't have you right now
I'll wait, dear
Sometimes I get so tense
But I can't speed up the time
But you know, love
There's one more thing to consider
Said, woman, take it slow
And things will be just fine
You and I'll just use a little patience
Said, sugar, take the time
'Cause the lights are shining bright
You and I've got what it takes
To make it, We won't fake it,
I'll never break it
'cause I can't take it
(whistle)
...little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah
need a little patience, yeah
just a little patience, yeah
some more patience, yeah
need some patience, yeah
could use some patience, yeah
gotta have some patience, yeah
all it takes is patience,
just a little patience
is all you need *
I BEEN WALKIN' THE STREETS AT NIGHT
JUST TRYIN' TO GET IT RIGHT
HARD TO SEE WITH SO MANY AROUND
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
BEING STUCK IN THE CROWD
AND THE STREETS DON'T CHANGE
BUT BABY THE NAME
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THE GAME
'CAUSE I NEED YOU
YEAH, YEAH, BUT I NEED YOU
OO, I NEED YOU
WHOA, I NEED YOU
OO, ALL THIS TIME **
(ah)
Patience by Guns 'N Roses
1,2,1,2,3,4
(whistle)
Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you
I'm still alright to smile
Girl, I think about you every day now
Was a time when I wasn't sure
But you set my mind at ease
There is no doubt
You're in my heart now
Said, woman, take it slow
It'll work itself out fine
All we need is just a little patience
Said, sugar, make it slow
And we come together fine
All we need is just a little patience
(patience)
Mm, yeah
I sit here on the stairs
'Cause I'd rather be alone
If I can't have you right now
I'll wait, dear
Sometimes I get so tense
But I can't speed up the time
But you know, love
There's one more thing to consider
Said, woman, take it slow
And things will be just fine
You and I'll just use a little patience
Said, sugar, take the time
'Cause the lights are shining bright
You and I've got what it takes
To make it, We won't fake it,
I'll never break it
'cause I can't take it
(whistle)
...little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah
need a little patience, yeah
just a little patience, yeah
some more patience, yeah
need some patience, yeah
could use some patience, yeah
gotta have some patience, yeah
all it takes is patience,
just a little patience
is all you need *
I BEEN WALKIN' THE STREETS AT NIGHT
JUST TRYIN' TO GET IT RIGHT
HARD TO SEE WITH SO MANY AROUND
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
BEING STUCK IN THE CROWD
AND THE STREETS DON'T CHANGE
BUT BABY THE NAME
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THE GAME
'CAUSE I NEED YOU
YEAH, YEAH, BUT I NEED YOU
OO, I NEED YOU
WHOA, I NEED YOU
OO, ALL THIS TIME **
(ah)
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Rumor has it that the big guy here, we'll call him Cornelious (leader of the apes), wants me to do some project for him. Some super nice presentation. He talked to my boss and I heard from another person in the office during the conversation that Cornelious is offering to give me a raise and up my monkey-technology here. The only problem is my boss probably won't let me off my leash to do it and she hasn't told me anything yet today. We'll see. Cash of course is always welcome, but all I really want is this monkey-box I work on to be upgraded.
ERROR: RESOURCES LOW PLEASE SAVE AND CLOSE
Bad monkey-box!
ERROR: RESOURCES LOW PLEASE SAVE AND CLOSE
Bad monkey-box!
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I was just checking KYLE'S site and he has a link to POJE'S page. I read his article that Kyle recommended, but A.D.D. kicked and I was quickly drawn to the name "Grimlock" and I saw a chance for open debate in regards to cartoons. Now, again, I'm probably putting my own head on the chopping block, but I was alway a diehard Optimus fan. I know, I know, EVERYONE loved Optimus. Oh well, I thought he rocked the universe. Especially in the movie. For God's sake, he died and then came back to fight a Transformer the size of a planet (uh huh, Unicron baby)!
"You got the touch...you got the power..."
"You got the touch...you got the power..."
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I just jacked my font up to 4000. I think I saw God between the letters. He was waving and drinking a Mai-Tai...
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MEGA-BLOG is now over. I had the font on this puppy jacked up to 120px. I thought I was going to puke. I'm debating between size 10 and 12 now.
And no...I'm not working...
And no...I'm not working...
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Pretend for a minute that you didn't sleep, you're tired and pissy, everyone in the office has some thing computer related to ask you, you've been running around all morning and finally, in a brief moment of uninterruption, this SONG comes kicking into your ears...
...what do you do?
I just really want to go home.
...what do you do?
I just really want to go home.
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"EL CAMINO!"
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I sent Kelly to my page last night, apparently she's a non-believer of the blog concept...
"Please tell me that you don't expect people to actually read this? I'd rather smell your underwear drawer."
For the record, a) I don't wear underwear and b) my underwear drawer smells like cotton socks. Thank you.
Reading the last line were I said "a) I don't wear underwear" I realize I probably should have elaborated. I wear boxers, no commando here.
"Please tell me that you don't expect people to actually read this? I'd rather smell your underwear drawer."
For the record, a) I don't wear underwear and b) my underwear drawer smells like cotton socks. Thank you.
Reading the last line were I said "a) I don't wear underwear" I realize I probably should have elaborated. I wear boxers, no commando here.
Tuesday, January 23, 2001 |
JEFF and I were discussing the recent events at the movie theater we go to (I apparently am a "theater snob"). They have called in local law officials to moderate the yuppie parents picking up their little worthless 16 year-olds. Regardless, the theater has also been spacing movies out and putting them at ridiculous hours, like a 6:30 pm show and then a 10:45 pm. Post this information, this conversation took place...
DAVE: Regal [our movie theater] has the most ridiculous showtimes ever!
JEFF: And they're the size of a small country with law and idiot boys directing traffic.
I wish Jeff had more time to blog. The things that run through his head make mine seem pretty quiet sometimes.
DAVE: Regal [our movie theater] has the most ridiculous showtimes ever!
JEFF: And they're the size of a small country with law and idiot boys directing traffic.
I wish Jeff had more time to blog. The things that run through his head make mine seem pretty quiet sometimes.
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The Lonely 1 by Wilco
After the show you walked right past.
Arms reached out for your autograph.
And as you flashed your backstage pass.
I caught your eye with a camera's flash.
When the band came out they stood behind you.
Cymbals crashed, the lights went blue.
You stood alone in the halo's haze.
Shinny guitar hung on gold lamay.
And you, you were the lonely one.
You were the lonely one.
When you perform it's so intense.
When the critics pan I write in your defense.
I understand I'm just a fan, I'm just a fan.
When I get home I turn off the alarm.
I've checked the phone, no messages on.
I play the ones from yesterday.
I play you're song just to hear you say that....
You, you're the lonely one.
You are the lonely one.
You, you're the lonely one.
You are the lonely one.
After the show you walked right past.
Arms reached out for your autograph.
And as you flashed your backstage pass.
I caught your eye with a camera's flash.
When the band came out they stood behind you.
Cymbals crashed, the lights went blue.
You stood alone in the halo's haze.
Shinny guitar hung on gold lamay.
And you, you were the lonely one.
You were the lonely one.
When you perform it's so intense.
When the critics pan I write in your defense.
I understand I'm just a fan, I'm just a fan.
When I get home I turn off the alarm.
I've checked the phone, no messages on.
I play the ones from yesterday.
I play you're song just to hear you say that....
You, you're the lonely one.
You are the lonely one.
You, you're the lonely one.
You are the lonely one.
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IcAire1: you put POISON on your site
IcAire1: Does Kyle know?
Stick Bus: yup.
IcAire1: That is one of my fav songs EVER
IcAire1: When I was little I said it would be the song I danced to at my wedding!
Stick Bus: ...
Stick Bus: ...
Stick Bus: ...
Stick Bus: ...
Stick Bus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
IcAire1: Does Kyle know?
Stick Bus: yup.
IcAire1: That is one of my fav songs EVER
IcAire1: When I was little I said it would be the song I danced to at my wedding!
Stick Bus: ...
Stick Bus: ...
Stick Bus: ...
Stick Bus: ...
Stick Bus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BrusBus2: we have a handycap door
BrusBus2: which is cool, because we dont have to use keys to lock and unlock it
BrusBus2: we can use a code number pad
Stick Bus: right
BrusBus2: but now he set the room, on pure handicap. So that the door flies open and stays open for like 80 minutes, then closes itself
BrusBus2: I had told him I didn't mind it
BrusBus2: but I hate it at night and told him so, so we turn it off at night
BrusBus2: but he must have turned it on while I was at class. I want to crush his skull.
Stick Bus: PURE HANDICAP! HAHAHAHAHA!
BrusBus2: which is cool, because we dont have to use keys to lock and unlock it
BrusBus2: we can use a code number pad
Stick Bus: right
BrusBus2: but now he set the room, on pure handicap. So that the door flies open and stays open for like 80 minutes, then closes itself
BrusBus2: I had told him I didn't mind it
BrusBus2: but I hate it at night and told him so, so we turn it off at night
BrusBus2: but he must have turned it on while I was at class. I want to crush his skull.
Stick Bus: PURE HANDICAP! HAHAHAHAHA!
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I wrote a piece on our ROBERT PATRICK page. I'm pretty much fed up with the misuse of Robert Patrick on the X-Files and thought I'd speak out against it.
Actually, I found out Kyle got us linked again overseas...hey...I gotta keep my image good...you know...for the ladies...
Actually, I found out Kyle got us linked again overseas...hey...I gotta keep my image good...you know...for the ladies...