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Friday, March 29, 2002 |

WHY?

Why am I at work today?

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HATED TECHNOLOGY TERM OF THE DAY

"Download." It's just too long to type. I hate typing "downloaded" and especially "downloading." That's worse than typing "Sliozis."

Thursday, March 28, 2002 |

SAD STATS

There is nothing more disheartening than waking up to see someone searched for "weekend at bernies 2" and found my site. That's not the kind of image I want to have. "Look! There goes that Weekend at Bernies Two search query boy!"

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HATED TECHNOLOGY TERM OF THE DAY

"Log on." I hate that term.

Wednesday, March 27, 2002 |

MEH

I updated my photo section with a bunch of new pictures from around Libertyville.

And I think "Let's Bowl" is one of the most underrated shows on television right now. Needless to say, "The Osbournes" probably fall under that umbrella too.

Monday, March 25, 2002 |

BRU'S NEW MEMOIRS

Bruen finally put up his new site design and mentions his new fiancé. Congrats to Bru and Uma!

Saturday, March 23, 2002 |

MEMORY LANE

I got my scanner back from Bruen and then I got my hands on my old grade school photos. When I scanned them in I left them really big so you can get a good look at everyone (so modem users beware). See if you can find both Bruen and Kyle. Oh, and I seem to have lost the 4th Grade.

Pre-school | Kindergarten | 1st Grade
2nd Grade | 3rd Grade | 5th Grade

Friday, March 22, 2002 |

PIANO THEME MUSIC

I just want spring to come and bring the fifty degree temperatures with it so I can start running my fat ass around the block again. Oh, and it can bring baseball season too.

Thursday, March 21, 2002 |

300 DAYS IN PHOTOS

Well, according to my "life" link, there are 300 days left until I leave for Los Angeles. I've decided that I'm going to take one picture a day of something that reminds me of Libertyville or something of my past here. I'm going to display them in my "photo" section (which is hurting for photos right now). I figured I'd give a little heads up about things going on here because I've posted nothing but a Japanese hot dog ad in the last week.

Wednesday, March 20, 2002 |

FOXTROT

For Wilco fans, it's about time.

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BANZAI HOT DOG!

Friday, March 15, 2002 |

REFRESH

I need a new picture for over on the left. I'll take some this weekend. You people do know that if you click on that picture over there, it opens to a bigger view, right?

Right?

Wednesday, March 13, 2002 |

LIFE IS WRONG

It's one of the nicest days so far this year, here in Chicago. I just spent 3 hours at school and I'm about to spend another 5 hours stuck behind a desk with no windows to the outside world.

What the hell is wrong with us where we feel that this is the right way to live?

Tuesday, March 12, 2002 |

zZz zZz zZz zZz zZz

I need sleep very badly.

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 |

WANTED

I need something new. An adventure or something.

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 |

FETISH

There is NOTHING I like more than a good looking hockey jersey.

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HEALTH WARNING

I was eating a bag of Chee-tos and I just wanted to let everyone know for their safety that apparently they are "dangerously cheesy." Heed this warning.

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HE'S COMING BACK

Even though it was only a high of ten degrees here yesterday, out west the baseball season is picking up again. So it's only right that I brush the dust off something...

EEE-CHE-ROW!

Monday, March 04, 2002 |

PERSPECTIVE

Okay, it's just a pair of shoes. Do we really need to sell them in a steal case?

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OH CRAP

And then this happened...

[background: For those of you who are unaware, young Jeffrey has not blogged since the 14th of May, 2001. Some feared he was dead, others feared he was amassing an army in some 3rd world communist country. I'm not sure what to make of this current post but there may be code within the lines.]

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ATTACK OF THE ACCORDS

This afternoon, I was on the hunt.

Last week, I posted about the "same-car" wave where you're supposed to recognize people who drive the same car as you.

Well we all know how I feel about my car, and we all know how I wave to other owners. So this afternoon...I locked and loaded my "hand canon."

Below is a series of photos I took during my "safari." The two at the end are me posing infront of my crapmobile.

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

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WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

I hate the midwest. Brr.

Sunday, March 03, 2002 |

SPOILERS AND LOW RIDERS

We're getting The Fast and the Furious for free on our Pay-Per-View station right now. Oh the curse of free terrible movies...

Friday, March 01, 2002 |

PRIDE

I'm so proud of my father [sarcasm implied].

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WEBCAM...AGAIN

I kinda-sorta have my cam back again, it's down there under "cam" (creative title, eh?). The one night it was up and running, Kyle had this reaction...

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HUH

Here, you figure this one out.