Wednesday, April 24, 2002 |
NATURE
"We are never tired, so long as we can see far enough."
- Emerson
"We are never tired, so long as we can see far enough."
- Emerson
Sunday, April 21, 2002 |
BURNED
So tonight, I did something stupid. I got a wicked electrical burn because I'm a moron. I was crawling around under my desk and I was plugging my stereo jack into the back of my computer (yes, it was powered down), holding a large metal flashlight in my left hand, then I brushed the back of my computer with my lip (don't ask how or why). Well needless to say, the computer and the flashlight completed the circuit or whatever, and boom. 250 watts exited out my shoulder (because above my desk was a lamp the electricity could go to) and left a nice burn circle the size of a silver dollar.
Nice, eh? I'm a dumbass.
So tonight, I did something stupid. I got a wicked electrical burn because I'm a moron. I was crawling around under my desk and I was plugging my stereo jack into the back of my computer (yes, it was powered down), holding a large metal flashlight in my left hand, then I brushed the back of my computer with my lip (don't ask how or why). Well needless to say, the computer and the flashlight completed the circuit or whatever, and boom. 250 watts exited out my shoulder (because above my desk was a lamp the electricity could go to) and left a nice burn circle the size of a silver dollar.
Nice, eh? I'm a dumbass.
Thursday, April 18, 2002 |
LAKE SHORE DRIVE
And it’s four o’clock in the morning
and all of the people have gone away
Just you and your mind and Lake Shore Drive
tomorrow is another day
And it’s four o’clock in the morning
and all of the people have gone away
Just you and your mind and Lake Shore Drive
tomorrow is another day
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SEARCH QUERY FOLLIES
Today's search engine oddity comes to us by "tempest bledsoe naked."
Seriously...stop it.
Today's search engine oddity comes to us by "tempest bledsoe naked."
Seriously...stop it.
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SEARCH QUERY FOLLIES
Today's search engine hit comes via "lark voorhies naked ass."
People...please.
Today's search engine hit comes via "lark voorhies naked ass."
People...please.
Sunday, April 07, 2002 |
UGH, FEELING...FORDY
I'm starting to feel like I need to take this damn site down. Time to scan a paper plate with child molestor hand writing.
I'm starting to feel like I need to take this damn site down. Time to scan a paper plate with child molestor hand writing.
Wednesday, April 03, 2002 |
HOW TO MAKE A DELIVERY INTO A CIRCUS
Kyle now has photos and video (yes...video) of the Little O up on his page.
Kyle now has photos and video (yes...video) of the Little O up on his page.
Monday, April 01, 2002 |
THE OFFER THAT WAS REFUSED
DAVE: Bru, Uma, Connie and I wanted to all pitch in for something nice for the baby, something beyond clothes, etc. When I asked Kyle, his response was, "The baby needs to learn about the mob. Godfather boxed set." Do you need anything else or anything special for the kid? Like a changing table or car seat or something?
SARAH: Kyle is such a slimeball. He won't REST til he has that f**king Godfather set and when he gets it he won't even watch it. He doesn't watch ANYTHING he has, he just buys them and then goes to Blockbuster every night to rent DIFFERENT movies.
Spousal rage is great.
DAVE: Bru, Uma, Connie and I wanted to all pitch in for something nice for the baby, something beyond clothes, etc. When I asked Kyle, his response was, "The baby needs to learn about the mob. Godfather boxed set." Do you need anything else or anything special for the kid? Like a changing table or car seat or something?
SARAH: Kyle is such a slimeball. He won't REST til he has that f**king Godfather set and when he gets it he won't even watch it. He doesn't watch ANYTHING he has, he just buys them and then goes to Blockbuster every night to rent DIFFERENT movies.
Spousal rage is great.