Thursday, June 27, 2002 |
WHAT'S IN MY AMAZON.COM GOLD BOX TODAY?
Sometime in the last month, Amazon.com started the "gold box." In this box, you get special deals on random items for 60 minutes (the time begins when you open your box). Just go look for yourself. Anyway, I decided that maybe I'll post the strangest item in my "gold box," and today it was an easy choice...
Today's oddity, The Ultimate Demolition Fireman's Battle Axe.
Sometime in the last month, Amazon.com started the "gold box." In this box, you get special deals on random items for 60 minutes (the time begins when you open your box). Just go look for yourself. Anyway, I decided that maybe I'll post the strangest item in my "gold box," and today it was an easy choice...
Today's oddity, The Ultimate Demolition Fireman's Battle Axe.
Wednesday, June 26, 2002 |
TITLE CHANGE: FINE, I SHOULD HAVE SAID I'LL SOON BE AN APPLE USER INSTEAD OF A MICROSOFT DOMINATED PC USER. THERE, YOU HAPPY NOW YOU BASTARDS?
Tuesday, June 25, 2002 |
ONCE AGAIN AND ONCE AGAIN
Once again Entertainment Weekly has released their "It" list, and once again none of us made it.
That needs to change. Soon.
Once again Entertainment Weekly has released their "It" list, and once again none of us made it.
That needs to change. Soon.
Thursday, June 20, 2002 |
I WANT YOUR JOB
Instant message from Kyle:
Kyle: can't talk now...i shit you not...tony hawk is outside skating on a halfpipe. back later.
Instant message from Kyle:
Kyle: can't talk now...i shit you not...tony hawk is outside skating on a halfpipe. back later.
Wednesday, June 19, 2002 |
I SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING - PART II
That's a picture of a different scooter hopefully more acceptable to Mrs. Sarah.
And sadly I just realized that I have nothing better to write about than scooters. How unbelievable sad.
That's a picture of a different scooter hopefully more acceptable to Mrs. Sarah.
And sadly I just realized that I have nothing better to write about than scooters. How unbelievable sad.
Friday, June 14, 2002 |
JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE E. HONDA DAYS
And I needed a reason to get the Olsen sisters off my page.
And I needed a reason to get the Olsen sisters off my page.
Thursday, June 13, 2002 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALMOST LEGAL LADIES
A certain pair of wealthy little ladies turned sixteen today. Young men and sick old guys across America are now keeping an eye on the home stretch...
A certain pair of wealthy little ladies turned sixteen today. Young men and sick old guys across America are now keeping an eye on the home stretch...
Tuesday, June 11, 2002 |
BIDDING FOR CHRIST
"But wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. This figure is 5" tall and with posable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth 'gliding action.' Comes in an illustrated clamshell package complete with biblical phrases!"
Quick! Bid now!
"But wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. This figure is 5" tall and with posable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth 'gliding action.' Comes in an illustrated clamshell package complete with biblical phrases!"
Quick! Bid now!
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GOING TO WORK RUINS MY TV TIME
How can someone seriously expect me to go to work when "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas" I mean really, how bad does this ruin my day?
How can someone seriously expect me to go to work when "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas" I mean really, how bad does this ruin my day?
Thursday, June 06, 2002 |
THE WHEEZ
So Weezer is coming to town and I really wanted to see them because their latest album, Maladroit, is their best since their debut album. Anyway, the kick in the nuts is that they're playing the single crappiest venue Illinois has to offer, the acoustically pathetic Tweeter Center in Tinley Park. Worst amphitheater EVER. The sound is terrible, the view is terrible and the entire complex is literally a band shell in a dirt hill. And I don't care how much you love a bad because the Tweeter Center makes everyone sound like an amateur garage band.
I guess that's the price one pays for having a favorite band be popular. So much for seeing Weezer.
So Weezer is coming to town and I really wanted to see them because their latest album, Maladroit, is their best since their debut album. Anyway, the kick in the nuts is that they're playing the single crappiest venue Illinois has to offer, the acoustically pathetic Tweeter Center in Tinley Park. Worst amphitheater EVER. The sound is terrible, the view is terrible and the entire complex is literally a band shell in a dirt hill. And I don't care how much you love a bad because the Tweeter Center makes everyone sound like an amateur garage band.
I guess that's the price one pays for having a favorite band be popular. So much for seeing Weezer.