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Friday, August 30, 2002 |

DOMO-KUN, CREATURE: ANSWERS THE FRIDAY FIVE

WAAHAAHA!

1. What's your favorite piece of clothing that you currently own?

As you can see, me Domo-kun no have clothes. Me covered in fur. If I had clothes, me favorite piece be...umm, probably pants.

2. What piece of clothing do you most want to acquire?

Oh, easy question. Me most want to acquire pants. Even Domo-kuns no always like to walk around with his no-no's in the open.

3. What piece of clothing can you not bring yourself to get rid of? Why?

Why you ask Domo-kun such strange question? I tell you me no have clothes. You confuse Domo-kun. However, if Domo-kun had pants then Domo-kun NEVER get rid of pants. Especially if pants are corduroy.

4. What piece of clothing do you look your best in?

Tuxedo.

5. What has been your biggest fashion accident?

Eesh, look at me. Me no wearing pants. Domo-kun think that number one on fashion accident list.

Do your own Friday Five.

Monday, August 26, 2002 |

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I GIVE YOU THE BRUENS

On Sunday, Bruen and Uma tied the knot. What follows is a culmination of 112 photos from the camera of Kyle and Sarah and the camera of myself. The journey begins at a family and friend celebration Saturday evening and into the night of the wedding reception Sunday night. Please enjoy.

Enter the album.

Friday, August 23, 2002 |

E. HONDA, SUMO: ANSWERS THE FRIDAY FIVE

WAAHAAHA!

1. What is your current occupation? Is this what you chose to be doing at this point in your life? Why or why not?

My current occupation is "World's Strongest Sumo Wrestler." You can look it up. On the side I travel the globe competing in the Street Fighting contest in order to prove I am not only the strongest sumo, but the strongest fighter on the planet! [E. Honda raises his massive arms in a show of triumph] Is this what I chose to be doing? Yes, I guess it is. I mean I'm happy being a sumo wrestler and competing. The lifestyle is great, women, money and all the food I can get down. And really, what else is there for a sumo to do? I mean can you imagine me working at The GAP?

2. If time/talent/money were no object, what would your dream occupation be?

Hmm, that's a good question. If time/talent/money were no object to me, I think I'd like to follow in the footsteps of that Lance Bass fellow [E. Honda points his thumbs in some kind of dance] and become an astronaut. Of course a guy like me would need to slim down quite a bit first, eh? Perhaps I'd even start the first sumo training camp on the moon. How great would that be? Without gravity, everyone could experience the rush of doing one of my famous "sumo headbutts!"

3. What did/do your parents do for a living? Has this had any influence on your career choices?

My father was once a famous chef all across China and my mother was a waitress. During my father's traveling cooking show, they stopped into a restaurant for their demonstration. My father said, "A clumsy and beautiful waitress came crashing through the kitchen door spilling rice and teriyaki all over. Our eyes met, and the rest is history." My father is a wonderful cook and while I was growing up he had made me his official taste tester, [E. Honda pats his belly and roars] that would explain a few things, eh! WAHAHAHA! Anyway, my grandfather on my dad's side was actually once a great sumo wrestler, so all the plans were there for me to become the "World's Strongest Sumo Wrestler."

4. Have you ever had to choose between having a career and having a family?

Oh yes, many times. I have to travel often for not only the sumo wrestling circuit but also to compete in the Street Fighting arenas. I can be gone for weeks at a time [E. Honda shakes his head]. But my family understands. They understand that it's my job to compete and one day they know that I will retire and be home with them. Plus the kids don't seem to complain every time I buy them a new Digimon toy! [E. Honda roars again] WAHAHA! You know what I'm saying! HAHAA!

5. In your opinion, what is the easiest job in the world? What is the hardest? Why?

Wow, this is a very difficult question because even the simplest job has many difficulties. Even the origami folder gets many paper cuts. Now, if I were a sumo looking for another job, the hardest might be something like an airline steward. Those small aisles are a tight fight for me! Also being the leader of a country would be very hard. A sumo takes many knocks to the head during his career and the president must make great decisions that must be unclouded. The easiest job for a sumo? That's easy, official taste tester! [E. Honda lets loose one more massive laughing that shakes the room] HAAAHAAAHAA! DOOF-OY!

Friday Five inspired by The PJZ.

Thursday, August 22, 2002 |

IT'S THIS BIG BUILDING, YOU CAN'T MISS IT

So after living in the state of Illinois for 24 years myself (Connie for 21), Connie and I realized neither of us had ever been to the Skydeck of the Sears Tower. So last night, we went. Unfortunately, night came and so did the clouds before we could get to the top so I didn't get all the pics I wanted. Please enjoy these anyway.

Enter the album.

Wednesday, August 21, 2002 |

WAGONS WEST

And by wagon I mean my piece of crap Honda Accord. Anyway, due to financial woes this summer, Connie and I had to settle for a journey to Dekalb, Illinois. What lies ahead is a 92 picture photo album with some of the most gorgeous and splendid land that Illinois has to offer (and if you didn't catch the sarcasm in all that, read it again). I also want to apologize for the lame comments under the photos...

Enter the album.

Monday, August 19, 2002 |

MY FATHER LOVES CAPTAIN EO!

I asked Bruen this morning how he thought my father (the guy on the right in the picture) would handle the wedding ceremony with his short attention span (and that is also where I get mine). Bru replied:

"There is music, bright colors and a different langauge. To him, it will be a Disney musical."

Fantastic.

Friday, August 16, 2002 |

GOOD-BYE SUMMER

In just over a week, Bruen and Uma are getting married and Connie is going back to school. I guess this means summer is over.

Best eCard EVER!

Thursday, August 15, 2002 |

WHAT'S WRONG WITH SAMMY SOSA?

This post is in regards to the comment chain on my post from August 13th. It was decided that I should post this for four reasons. First, it's relevant to the conversation. Second, it's long. Third, it let me change my picture. And finally, Kyle hates posts about baseball. Enjoy this Kyle.

1.) Connie was right about the "removing Sosa" factor. You'd have to replace him with an imaginary "average" player like a Gary Gaetti and work the stats that way. Now, the Cubs, I'm sure, would still be hurting without Sosa. There's not questioning that. And the Cubs clearly do not benefit from having him because when 20 of your 40 home runs are hit with no one on base, that's bad. The other batters in the line up need to step up and do their job by getting on base. If there had been just one other runner on base during those 20 home runs, that's another 40 runs that could have benefited the Cubs in many games.

2.) Sosa's refusal to take the steroid test, whether he's on the juice or not, was a pretty bad PR move, no question about that. Unless he's afraid of needless. To me, that was along the same lines as the child who tells you he washed his hands for dinner and then refuses to show them to you. Automatically, it's safe to assume that there is something wrong there. And he may not be on steroids, he might be taking some other form of muscle supplement that maybe he's not supposed to. And Bruen is right too when he says we can't accuse him because we have no proof, however his behavior leads us to believe that there is something strange going on.

3.) Sosa is a home run hitter. He's built like it (obviously) and everything about his swing demands it. It's almost like everything that isn't a home run, is an accident. His motion remains unchanged whether he hits a home run or hits a dribbling single. Everything about Sosa is swing for the fences. And there's nothing wrong with that...unless, we go back to my number one. And this year, Sammy is also low in strike outs. If he keeps on track this could be his best year in that category in six or seven years. Sammy just needs to take it easy on occasion, shift his weight and just get that single. There comes a point where home runs won't win games. It's just getting a base hit with runners in scoring position. Again though, Sammy is doing well in that category, again it seems to be the rest of the Cubs who aren't giving the run support.

4.) I am a strong supporter of the drug testing in the MLB. Primarily because it's a job. And if I have to occasionally drop drawer and piss in a cup to prove myself, they should too. It's all about the image that it gives off. These players are seen by millions of people daily and have direct influence on the lives of kids. It's interesting to see these kids yell at the players just so they'll wave. But when they see it's okay to use supplements of any kind, there's a better chance that the children will do it to. So begins the trend. If someone from the news came to my business and said there were employees doing drugs or supplements, the reactions to it might be the same (if we were of a more celebritized status). People who know I work for this imaginary company might make the assumption I'm doing drugs. That's the nature of the media beast. The players, whether they want it or not, have the responsibility of being a role model. And the least they can do is piss in a cup to show that they're clean. Also, it's these supplements that have forced that bar to be raised repeatedly. Every player wants to be bigger and stronger because every other player is getting bigger and stronger. I think this is because the home run makes you famous. Does anyone really care about Randall Simon because he's having the best year of his career? Can you imagine a 220lbs. Ichiro? Banzai.

5.) The entire focus of the Chicago Cubs organization is wrong. They love filling up those seats at any cost. Sammy Sosa is probably the MAIN baseball related reason that people attend games. Unfortunately a majority of ticket holders at games are there for the sole reason of getting drunk. I can't even tell you the last time I saw some one in the bleachers keeping score of the game, just keeping score with how many empty beer cups are stacked together. People go because there's a good chance they can say "I saw Sammy's home run," at the office water cooler the next day. The Cubs made some pretty poor player movement decisions in the off season and I only say that because I'm a believer in if-it-ain't-broke. I mean their pitching staff's ERA was one of the best in the MLB last year? Where are they now (Bere-what?) The Cubs brought aboard Moises Alou, who cost a lot and was hurt a lot. So far he's played 94 games this season and surprisingly squeezed 44 RBIs out of it. But the Cubs need more and they can't rely on aging-Alou. McGriff has been a huge help to the Cubs line up and has had a pretty decent year. However, he's 39. Even Sammy is starting to get old, but he's in good shape it seems. All we hear about are stories from the farm system. Bru referred to fabled Hee Seop Choi (I think I spelled it wrong but he probably won't be reading this). I think that since the Cubs clearly won't be pulling up from this nosedive safely, that they should get on the phone and get some of these kids in their farm system up to touch the grass at Wrigley. Let them play a few weeks, get their feet wet, begin a chemistry with their big league brothers. They have an opportunity to switch some players around and see who might be a good addition to next years team. The Cubs ARE being more aggressive about people on rooftops and packing seats than they are with trying to win. They've passed up several opportunities to bring players to the club that would benefit them, and just sit back quietly. That seems to be the Chicago curse.

Overall though, I just don't believe that Sosa the premier player and the reason that the Cubs are surviving. I think the Cubs, if need be, could probably trade Sosa for a couple of players that would strengthen some of the holes in the line up. I don't think that Sosa plays for himself because he loves baseball ("Beisball has been berry berry good to me.") But on the other hand, when the Cubs suck, word starts spreading that he wants to jump ship. Grace stood neck high in water on that sinking ship for most of his career.

Like Alison says, "He'll probably be a Yankee in two years anyway."

And baseball is suffering all around. From players to the owners to the management and to the fans, the entire past time seems to be a disorganized mess.

Side note: Sammy should certainly never entertain the idea of a film career after appearing in the movies, Kissing a Fool, Hardball and On the Line. Talk about bad PR...

Tuesday, August 13, 2002 |

IT'S A LAZY OLD FISHERMAN DAY

...zZz...

So I'm 24 now. Doesn't feel much different. Still broke, still mildly annoyed with my job, still hate my car, still living at home. Bruen reminded me this morning I'm supposed to die at 25. Thanks for that Bru. The birthday was delightfully uneventful. I managed to avoid the office party radar and just have a nice quiet day. I won't reveal what I got for my birthday because it might do some permanent damage to my Hot or Not score. Regardless, I am still thankful for the gifts, the cards, the well wishing, and the people who understood that I just like a quiet birthday.

I need some new photos because I know you're all starting to think I like looking at myself over there.

I placed second in The Frankenberry Monologues first annual (biannual? weekly? I don't know how often) haiku contest with this whizzer:

"strong and silky legs
with a voluptuous chest
how i love your dad"

Nice, eh? Next time, I'll take that first place title. Leaf is the Apollo Creed to my Rocky...

NOTE TO ALISON: My Great American Baseball Count needs to be updated to 9 to tie with Rehmer. However you may wait because I'm going to Cubs vs. Astros tomorrow to watch the 30 million-dollar-man suck it up again (for you non-baseball-ites, that would be this overpriced outfield decoration).

I could rant about nothing for days.

Monday, August 12, 2002 |

TWENTY-FOUR

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!

Friday, August 09, 2002 |

IT'S BE-A-SAMURAI-AND-CUT-UP-YOUR-WORK DAY

Slice away!

P.S. - Haiku your heart out.

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 |

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

Yesterday, Alison posed an interesting question...

Alison: "I wonder if we're going to get September 11th off."

Now before you start filling her mailbox with angry "you hate America" mail, Alison's question is raised because her apartment is only a few blocks away from a clear view to where the World Trade Center once stood. Alison was in New York City that day and saw the aftermath. She's living and working in a city, where one year later, the events of that day are probably still echoing around the streets of the city.

So what do we do now?

How do we remember and mourn the events that occurred on September 11th? And we must remember that it was not only in New York City, but also in Pennsylvania and at the Pentagon. Do we mourn or do we just take this in stride? I'm sure there will be the moment of silence tributes. I'm sure there will be more than enough television coverage. I'm sure we'll all have to relive that footage of the smoking towers over and over and over...

But that's all clearly not enough. So should there be a day off on September 11th? To me, the answer is both yes and no. In New York, Pennsylvania, and Washington D.C., I think the answer is clearly yes. The people of those areas saw and survived the most disgusting act to take place on American soil. New York is still rebuilding and I believe the Pentagon is also. The scars are still visible. Give those people the day to get away from things and just stand back to reflect and remember. Give them the day to return to the footprints of the Trade Center and pay their respects.

As for the rest of us, while we still felt the effects, we weren't there. We stood behind televisions, we stood with ears to the radio, but we did not stand in those streets. Out here, to have the day off for most people would probably be just another day off. In the back of our minds we'd remember why we weren't stuck at computers all day, but I'm not so sure that the day would be used appropriately. It's a lot easier to forget the point when you're out and away from TV and media. It would be too disrespectful to say, "Yeah, since we don't have work tomorrow I'm going to go run some errands and pick up my dry cleaning."

And then there's academic America. What do we do with the millions of kids? Of course, if you ask the question, "Should there be school on September 11th, 2002?" I have a feeling that at least 90% of those attending school (I'm including everyone from pre-school to college), would say no. But to me, wouldn't it make more sense to keep kids in school and teach them about this in a history class or just have an open discussion about it? There was so much to learn about with September 11th, everything from how our government works, to our military and all the way to topics like diversity and racism. I think there is a much greater benefit to keeping the kids in school for that one day, than there is to let them go run about not understanding what it was that let them have a day off.

Right now, the company I work for is not granting us a day off for September 11th, and that's fine with me. However I have a feeling that too many people will be using it as an excuse to take a day off. I can understand that friends and families of victims would take that day to do what they had to. But honestly, we can all think of that one man or woman in our area where we work that would pull the, "I'm too sad to work" line only to go home and wash their pick-up truck.

So what do we do now? We've all seen the plans devised by the architects that are going to turn the WTC land into an office complex/memorial, which is good an bad. Good because we're marking a spot where something happened and needs to be remembered, bad because the value of the land seems to take precedence over the point of a memorial. There will probably be debate for years to come about what we should do about all of this, but the bottom line is that no matter what it is, it has to be done with such careful respect. Thousands of innocent people died that day, that doesn't give you the right to go pay bills, wash your car and sit out in the sun.

Alison: "But I can still remember like it was yesterday, looking at the buildings across the river, and as the wind shifted seeing the outline of the airplane in the side of the building."

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 |

OKAY, SO I'M AN EGO WHORE


That little square above represents what people seem to be thinking about my blog, or at least the few that rated it. Via another one of those trendy internet schemes, the Hot or Not people have created a forum for rating weblogs (I think these are the same people behind the brilliance of telling people they're ugly in the same fashion).

Regardless, I'm amazed that it is rated as highly as it is (even more amazing is the fact I don't think original web whore Pete Z. has picked up on this phenom yet). Anyway, I know you'll all do the right thing and give me a ten.

Monday, August 05, 2002 |

A GENERATION OUT OF REACH

Overheard at my dentist office this weekend:

Man: "It was called Jay and Bob Return or something. I have no idea what the movie was about. It had these two pothead kids running around and swearing. It also had those Good Will Hunting guys in it. Ben Affleck seemed to play like six different characters. My wife and I were so confused, so we turned on JAG."

Okay, I added the JAG comment, but the rest of it was true.

Sunday, August 04, 2002 |

WISDOM

Jeff's perspective on people asking Connie (she's 20) to go to bars.

Jeff: "It's like asking Connie to use a urinal. You know she can't, so it's really not fair."

Friday, August 02, 2002 |

THE NASDAQ SMAQ DOWN

Last night I received my monthly financial statement telling me where I stand with my money in the stock market.

I'm currently down $3,000 from my original investment.

I now understand why my father was stealing my statements out of the mail before I could see them...