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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Saturday, May 21, 2005 |

Billy Zane is planning to run as President of The United States and wants Kelly to be First Lady.

An insider on Zane's latest movie, The Last Drop, told the Daily Mirror: "When he first discussed standing for President, everyone thought Billy was having a laugh [we still do!]. But he explained that he'd looked into funding.


Source: Yahoo! Movies UK

Billy Zane & Dave Sliozis: A Brief History - Billy Zane Sucks

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP Friday, May 20, 2005 |

Roadface has a new pet. Roadface has a bird. A stupid looking, white bird. It sits looking stupidly out of its cage from her bedroom window. Roadface has a stupid bird.

You seriously can't make this shit up. I hate you Roadface.

Roadface: A Brief History - Yo, Hold My Poodle, Open Letter to Roadface - Part II, The Neighbors - The Horrors Continue

NEWS, REVIEWS, HATE YOUS Tuesday, May 17, 2005 |

NEWS:
Kelly Moore is engaged. Let that sink in. And right now she's lucky that for whatever reason, I don't have any horrible photos of her online. I'm REALLY hoping all her talk in the past about a classy Vegas wedding is true.

REVIEWS:
Saw Episode III last night. Without giving anything away it had the usual. Lucas-lovey fluff, amazing battle special effects, awesome-enemies that were ultimately a let down, Portman looking like an 80's Def Leppard groupie, and one of the most laughable moments so far in film this year (hint: it's post-Vadering). Oh, and don't forget about the 30 minute ending where we have to wrap up all the loose ends for the fan-boys out there. I'm just...glad it's over and my childhood is only slighty tarnished because of Lucas and his jelly-neck.

HATE YOUS:
Since I've lived in Los Angeles, there has always been a part of me that gets excited to see other Illinois license plates. I always scan the car to see where the person might have been from and then slowly pull along side to see if there's the slightest chance I might know the person.

And every time, I'm let down by the fact that apparently the uglies are fleeing Illinois. There. I said it. Although I'll take our Illionis uglies any day over Wisconsin uglies...

MONAAAAAAAAAAA! Monday, May 09, 2005 |

The first and last race of the DayTony 500.

NY - RESIZED, REORDER, STILL WITH MAC Sunday, May 01, 2005 |

I'm home again. NYC was pretty awesome. Partied pretty hard Friday night (enter the Mac), and covered most of the city. Celeb sightings included Kevin Pollak and Mark Linn-Baker (BEST SIGHTING EVER) on the plane to NYC and Grant Shaud in Central Park. I have a few more touristy photos to upload and then I'll get more action based photos from Mark.

[UPDATE:] Uploaded some of my better photos. See them here.
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