OBEY THE GODS OF ROCK Sunday, August 28, 2005 |
A few pictures from last night's "HUGE Birthday Party for me and Sarah" that turned into "A Gathering of a Few Good Friends" can be found here. The Kinger has more.
A few pictures from last night's "HUGE Birthday Party for me and Sarah" that turned into "A Gathering of a Few Good Friends" can be found here. The Kinger has more.
BECAUSE CURRENT.TV WOULDN'T Tuesday, August 23, 2005 |
After Current.tv's site launched, they offered a "studio" feature where the allowed users to upload their own videos. Some of us managed to squeak through the apparently laundry list of standards for a video to make it into Current's online circulation.
I however, was brutally rejected. The videos I tried to give to humanity were, of course, my Can Tag series. And because Al Gore doesn't have the warrior's heart to pass these to the people, I will. You hear that Rod? SLIOZIS.COM HAS NO STANDARDS!
Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 5
Episode 6 | Episode 7 | Episode 8 | Episode 9 | Episode 10
Episode 11 | Episode 12 | Episode 13 | Episode 14
I however, was brutally rejected. The videos I tried to give to humanity were, of course, my Can Tag series. And because Al Gore doesn't have the warrior's heart to pass these to the people, I will. You hear that Rod? SLIOZIS.COM HAS NO STANDARDS!
Episode 6 | Episode 7 | Episode 8 | Episode 9 | Episode 10
Episode 11 | Episode 12 | Episode 13 | Episode 14
AN ODE Sunday, August 21, 2005 |
R is for RIDICULOUS, because you're a ridiculously poor human being.
O is for OPEN, which is how you like to leave all of our security gates.
A is for ARSON, because that's what your face looks like it was a victim of.
D is for DISGUSTING, which describes your wet-hair/white-tank-top/no-bra look.
F is for the FOUR letter word I want to yell at you.
A is for ASS, that's all. You're just...ASS.
C is for CRAZY, which covers the door slamming, the random bird and your enjoyment of Marc Anthony.
E is for EVICTION, which I pray happens to you every night.
Ol' Roadface contiunes her unintentional terrorizing of her neighbors and pushing my blood pressure upward (for previous Roadface hilarity, follow the links: part one, part two). 9:30am was apparently the perfect time to be BLASTING some terrible Marc Anthony song, followed by a song I didn't recognize, then followed by the FIRST Marc Anthony song again.
Then silence.
I hate Roadface. One day she's going to be smart enough to Google my last name, and then this is going to be AWESOME FUN.
O is for OPEN, which is how you like to leave all of our security gates.
A is for ARSON, because that's what your face looks like it was a victim of.
D is for DISGUSTING, which describes your wet-hair/white-tank-top/no-bra look.
F is for the FOUR letter word I want to yell at you.
A is for ASS, that's all. You're just...ASS.
C is for CRAZY, which covers the door slamming, the random bird and your enjoyment of Marc Anthony.
E is for EVICTION, which I pray happens to you every night.
Ol' Roadface contiunes her unintentional terrorizing of her neighbors and pushing my blood pressure upward (for previous Roadface hilarity, follow the links: part one, part two). 9:30am was apparently the perfect time to be BLASTING some terrible Marc Anthony song, followed by a song I didn't recognize, then followed by the FIRST Marc Anthony song again.
Then silence.
I hate Roadface. One day she's going to be smart enough to Google my last name, and then this is going to be AWESOME FUN.
YES! Saturday, August 20, 2005 |
YOU'RE A BIG BOY! |
The working title for this film was, of course, "Bear Snack."
LOST IS LOST Friday, August 19, 2005 |
Dear ABC,
Jerks. That's what you are. Jerks.
Connie and I decided to jump on the LOST wagon when you started reairing the episodes this summer. We missed the pilot for reasons I don't recall, but we quickly caught up with the second episode.
And we were quickly hooked, Connie to the riveting storylines, me to the back of Evangeline's cargo pants. BAM! But whatever.
Then something strange happened.
We began watching an episode and the intro recap flashed through images and stories that we hadn't seen. We looked at each other baffled, slightly agitated. But whatever, we figured you're allowed to skip one.
But then it happened again.
And again.
So we dove into the recaps. Suddenly we realized that you, ABC, were skipping TWO EPISODES at a time! TWO! Where'd Claire go? Who's Ethan? Why is Ethan suddenly dead? You hosed us ABC. I hope you're happy.
But we're not giving up on the show. We're going to patiently and angrily wait for the DVD release. But as a network, ABC, we have dislike for you.
Jerks. You ruined summer. Babies are crying.
Sincerely,
Dave Sliozis
Jerks. That's what you are. Jerks.
Connie and I decided to jump on the LOST wagon when you started reairing the episodes this summer. We missed the pilot for reasons I don't recall, but we quickly caught up with the second episode.
And we were quickly hooked, Connie to the riveting storylines, me to the back of Evangeline's cargo pants. BAM! But whatever.
Then something strange happened.
We began watching an episode and the intro recap flashed through images and stories that we hadn't seen. We looked at each other baffled, slightly agitated. But whatever, we figured you're allowed to skip one.
But then it happened again.
And again.
So we dove into the recaps. Suddenly we realized that you, ABC, were skipping TWO EPISODES at a time! TWO! Where'd Claire go? Who's Ethan? Why is Ethan suddenly dead? You hosed us ABC. I hope you're happy.
But we're not giving up on the show. We're going to patiently and angrily wait for the DVD release. But as a network, ABC, we have dislike for you.
Jerks. You ruined summer. Babies are crying.
Sincerely,
Dave Sliozis
TONIGHT I'M A ROCKSTAR Thursday, August 18, 2005 |
COOL: Seeing a concert at the world famous Troubadour.
UNCOOL: Seeing a concert by Missy Higgins and somewhere near the end, needing to flee the venue so you could vomit on it outside.
Rock and roll, bitches. It's in my blood.
UNCOOL: Seeing a concert by Missy Higgins and somewhere near the end, needing to flee the venue so you could vomit on it outside.
Rock and roll, bitches. It's in my blood.
1.21 Wednesday, August 17, 2005 |
THE ROMANCE IS OVER Tuesday, August 16, 2005 |
Connie and I have severely slacked in getting our act together for dinner lately, and in desperation, headed out for McDonald's.
Upon arriving, while celebrating Dane Cook, we pulled up behind an SUV. This SUV was behaving oddly from the start, constantly going in and out of park and creeping up to the menu.
Finally it was their turn to order.
Our windows were rolled up and I saw the driver acting really mad. Being that I'm nosey, I instinctively paused Dane, and rolled down the window enough to hear.
We were just in time to hear the female passenger blast out, "I SAID, I WANT TO GO HOME!" And the SUV squealed away. From McDonalds. Angry. So great.
I *heart* America.
Upon arriving, while celebrating Dane Cook, we pulled up behind an SUV. This SUV was behaving oddly from the start, constantly going in and out of park and creeping up to the menu.
Finally it was their turn to order.
Our windows were rolled up and I saw the driver acting really mad. Being that I'm nosey, I instinctively paused Dane, and rolled down the window enough to hear.
We were just in time to hear the female passenger blast out, "I SAID, I WANT TO GO HOME!" And the SUV squealed away. From McDonalds. Angry. So great.
I *heart* America.
BIRTHDAY IN REVIEW Friday, August 12, 2005 |
...but first, Celebrity Sighting of The Day: Birthday Edition.
WHO: Keanu Reeves
WHERE: A building near Al Gelato
CELEB GRADE: A
Special K rode up on his vintage motorcycle. At first I wasn't even thinking it was the duder, but he waited at a red light, looked over the small group of us eating dinner and the bell went off. Party on dude.
Previous Celeb Sightings: Justine Bateman, Jessica Simpson, Greg Pitts, Mischa Barton, Jamie Lee Curtis, Luke Perry, The Hilfigers
Oh yeah, and the photo above needs some explaination. So coworkers schooled my ass by hiring a clown today to celebrate my birthday. Needless to say, I was owned and revenge shall be planned. More photos here.
Finally, Connie and I went to Baker's Square for my birthday. My choice. Attach the captions to the photos below: 1.) the place, 2.) the pies, 3.) the old friend, 4.) the old enemy, 5.) still no bev-naps.
A Picture Share! Tuesday, August 02, 2005 |
A Picture Share! Monday, August 01, 2005 |
