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THE END...? Thursday, December 29, 2005 |

Come January 1st, 2006, I'll be weened off the server that my site has been mooching off of for almost five years.

The mucky-muck comes into play while looking at new hosting plans. It's going to be about $100 per year to keep my URL and have access to a vast amount of digital storage and keep sliozis.com alive. And while $100 doesn't sound like much, it seems to me like that's too much for me to continue posting once every two weeks for the limited fanbase I have.

So maybe this is it?

MUSTACHE THURSDAY Thursday, December 22, 2005 |

DEAR SANTA Thursday, December 08, 2005 |

With Christmas just around the corner, I'm sure many of you are still looking at your "Who To Buy For" list and freaking out that my name is still not crossed off. So, in the interest of helping you, I have assembled a quick list of simple items that you can be sure that I will enjoy very, very much.
Man, that tiger t-shirt is effing AWESOME. If you're looking to get a gift for that animal lover friend or family member, visit here now. So majestic...

CELEBRITY SIGHTING OF THE DAY Saturday, December 03, 2005 |

WHO: Kiefer Sutherland
WHERE: Daily Grill
CELEB GRADE: A+

The Kief sat alone, watching the Florida State football game. But it was the most intense sitting-alone-watching-football moment ever.

Previous Celeb Sightings: Broken Lizard (Michael Weaver, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske), Joshua Jackson, Jamie Lee Curtis (part 2), Dennis Rodman, Billy Dee Williams, Danica McKellar, Edward Herman, Arden Mytin, Keanu Reeves, Justine Bateman, Carl Reiner, Jessica Simpson, Greg Pitts, Mischa Barton, Jamie Lee Curtis, Luke Perry, The Hilfigers

CELEBRITY SIGHTING OF THE DAY |

WHO: Most of Broken Lizard
WHERE: Cock N Bull Pub
CELEB GRADE: A+

Last night we head over to CNB, figuring it would be dead like it usually is on a Saturday night. But when we got there, it was far more crowded than usual and there was a live band. And by "live band" I mean a dude at a piano and a guitar player.

I didn't think much of it, but the piano player looked really familiar. Turned out to be Michael Weaver. And things start to click. Looking around further revealed that Paul Soter, Steve Lemme and Erik Stolhanske were there too.

However, there was no representatives from car Ramrod.

Previous Celeb Sightings: Bob Saget, Joshua Jackson, Jamie Lee Curtis (part 2), Dennis Rodman, Billy Dee Williams, Danica McKellar, Edward Herman, Arden Mytin, Keanu Reeves, Justine Bateman, Carl Reiner, Jessica Simpson, Greg Pitts, Mischa Barton, Jamie Lee Curtis, Luke Perry, The Hilfigers