STOP HITTING YOURSELF Sunday, October 15, 2006 |
First I should point out that I should feel blessed about my life seeing as though the only real source of conflict comes from my neighbors and their inability to be decent human beings when it comes to the laundry room.
That being said, I'm dominating these assholes.
I realized this morning that there is an unbeatable method of securing the washer and dryer. One that even the most obnoxious human being cannot deny. Simply, immediately after I start a load in the washer, I place NEW quarters into the slot, therefore securing the next round. EAT THAT, CHUMPS.
Of course, I'm already expecting the day I find my wet clothes on the floor and I'm short $1.25.
Also, I'm going to start calling my landlord and saying that I live in the building next door and I'm fed up with people using the laundry room outside of the landlord designated hours.
Hardball.
That being said, I'm dominating these assholes.
I realized this morning that there is an unbeatable method of securing the washer and dryer. One that even the most obnoxious human being cannot deny. Simply, immediately after I start a load in the washer, I place NEW quarters into the slot, therefore securing the next round. EAT THAT, CHUMPS.
Of course, I'm already expecting the day I find my wet clothes on the floor and I'm short $1.25.
Also, I'm going to start calling my landlord and saying that I live in the building next door and I'm fed up with people using the laundry room outside of the landlord designated hours.
Hardball.
