SO...YOU'RE DISGUSTING Tuesday, September 25, 2007 |
It's been awhile since I've bitched about the commune of morons that our neighbors have created. I'm not sure if it's because they haven't done anything, or I've just become used to their pathetic shenanigans.
Tonight, in the spot light, is our old friend Silver Reign.
Silver and her disgusting-moron boyfriend have stayed true to their white trash roots. 10:30pm shouting matches, cigarettes on their balcony, white carpet now dark with filth. And I'm pretty sure she's the idiot that has the open wifi connection. But it's about to get worse...a LOT worse.
A couple weeks ago, Connie commented to me that she though Silver was pregnant. I refused to believe this. Instead, assumed her steady diet of McDonald's and exercise program of sitting at home on her ass, had finally taken it's toll.
Oh my God, I was wrong.
Tonight we went shopping on the 3rd Street Promenade. While paying at the Puma store, I gaze to the front door to see Silver and dipshit wandering in. And she's HUGE.
HUUUUUUUUUUUGE.
Before I continue, I want to thank you Silver, for reminding me exactly why there are people (including a good friend of mine) rolling through foreign countries and putting their lives on the line. They are there fighting for your right to be a disgusting human being, get knocked up by another disgusting human being, and have a liter of disgusting children to perpetuate the cycle. It is the real life version of the beginning of Idiocracy.
So now what? I'm pretty sure these lazy sacks of crap aren't looking for another place. And I'm also pretty sure the bedroom in her apartment, which is back-to-back with ours, will be the baby's room. So I'll be absolutely shocked if Connie and I aren't looking for a new place to live before the new year.
I need to just give up and find a seaside cave...
Tonight, in the spot light, is our old friend Silver Reign.
Silver and her disgusting-moron boyfriend have stayed true to their white trash roots. 10:30pm shouting matches, cigarettes on their balcony, white carpet now dark with filth. And I'm pretty sure she's the idiot that has the open wifi connection. But it's about to get worse...a LOT worse.
A couple weeks ago, Connie commented to me that she though Silver was pregnant. I refused to believe this. Instead, assumed her steady diet of McDonald's and exercise program of sitting at home on her ass, had finally taken it's toll.
Oh my God, I was wrong.
Tonight we went shopping on the 3rd Street Promenade. While paying at the Puma store, I gaze to the front door to see Silver and dipshit wandering in. And she's HUGE.
HUUUUUUUUUUUGE.
Before I continue, I want to thank you Silver, for reminding me exactly why there are people (including a good friend of mine) rolling through foreign countries and putting their lives on the line. They are there fighting for your right to be a disgusting human being, get knocked up by another disgusting human being, and have a liter of disgusting children to perpetuate the cycle. It is the real life version of the beginning of Idiocracy.
So now what? I'm pretty sure these lazy sacks of crap aren't looking for another place. And I'm also pretty sure the bedroom in her apartment, which is back-to-back with ours, will be the baby's room. So I'll be absolutely shocked if Connie and I aren't looking for a new place to live before the new year.
I need to just give up and find a seaside cave...