CONVERSATIONS OF 2002
I've skimmed through my site's archives and found the conversations of 2002 that I thought were worth reading again. Enjoy.
- [Dave and Kyle are waiting for their food at the drive-up window of the In-n-Out Burger. Across from the window is a gas station. At this gas station is a green 1960-something Mustang. Filling up the Mustang is a tall, attractive girl, dressing in blue hooded sweatshirt and jeans.]
Kyle: That's a nice car.
Dave: And an attractive girl filling it up.
Kyle: Yup.
Dave: Too bad we're sitting in a Saturn with a baby in the back seat.
Kyle: Yup.
Dave: We look pretty gay.
Kyle: Yup.
[Still waiting for food, the Mustang leaves and reveals that there was another girl in the passenger seat who probably watched Kyle and Dave check out her friend the entire time.]
Dave: Oh, there was a passenger.
Kyle: Yeah, that was a nice slap in the face... - Sarah: I like this song.
Kyle: I like it a lot too.
Sarah: You should, it was our wedding song, you f***. - I asked Bruen this morning how he thought my father would handle the wedding ceremony with his short attention span (and that is also where I get mine). Bru replied:
"There is music, bright colors and a different langauge. To him, it will be a Disney musical." - Jeff's perspective on people asking Connie (she's 20) to go to bars.
Jeff: "It's like asking Connie to use a urinal. You know she can't, so it's really not fair." - "Screw med school...I'm gonna go be a pirate." - HR Govekar
- : Kyle is making an "Owen: Special Edition" DVD.
Dave: And a sequel called, "OWEN II: AFTER BIRTH"
Dave: HAHAHA! get it? HAHAHA!
: LAME Sliozis. Lame. - Connie: David Bowie has the coolest hair.
Dave: David Bowie is just cool.
[pause]
Dave: David Bowie is so cool it hurts.
Connie: Yeah, he really is. - Dave: Bru, Uma, Connie and I wanted to all pitch in for something nice for the baby, something beyond clothes, etc. When I asked Kyle, his response was, "The baby needs to learn about the mob. Godfather boxed set." Do you need anything else or anything special for the kid? Like a changing table or car seat or something?
Sarah: Kyle is such a slimeball. He won't REST til he has that f**king Godfather set and when he gets it he won't even watch it. He doesn't watch ANYTHING he has, he just buys them and then goes to Blockbuster every night to rent DIFFERENT movies. - Dave: Have you ever tried talking to Kyle on the phone? He talks so fast sometimes.
Bruen:Yeah, when we were talking a while back, I hung up and I was sweating. Like I ran a marathon. - Mark: i can arrange for that car to be stolen and driven into lake michigan from lake bluff.
Mark: all i would need from you would be a ride back home
Dave: i was actually just going to set fire to it in the front yard.
Dave: i'm all about making a show of it.
Dave: maybe i'll wear a yellow biohazard suit while smashing the car with a frozen turkey and yelling, "BACK TO THE UTERUS! BACK TO THE UTERUS!" it would be wonderful performance art.
Mark: i'd pay to see that.